So I have this stupid broken foot which necessitates the use of a big Velcro boot. So attractive, and the very pinnacle of comfort.
I’m at loose ends today in that The Lovely Rhonda is at work and the children are all off at their other homes. There’s been a lot going on lately that is not the sort of thing one blogs about, at least in my particular case, and a lot of it has been very stressful, so I’m restless.
Let’s review: hobbled by broken foot, and restless. Oh, and it’s the nicest, warmest, breeziest, most perfect day so far this year. The two days ago it snowed and school was two hours late, and now it’s a mild, hopeful sixty degrees out.
I was tempted to embark on some craft related tangent because I am exposed to Pinterest against my will via Facebook, but I felt that this was not really justified in light of the fact that the house was a little messy and decided instead that perhaps I should direct my attentions to something a bit closer to home.
(Read this in an Andy Rooney voice:) Did ya ever notice how when you clean your house, you clean everybody’s room but yours? You’re so busy scrubbing the toilet and cracking the whip over the recalcitrant children to pick up their fifty bajillion toys that your own room remains untidy and cluttered behind the closed door.
Soooo, our bedroom, possibly the nicest room in the house next to the kitchen, is in need of some pretty comprehensive swilling-out, so I decided to start there. And so I found the box of Christmas things laying around neglected in the corner under the comforter that disintegrated when we washed it after one of the kids threw up on it. And there were some winter gloves and scarves and things and a few stray ornaments and such, and we keep that in boxes in the garage, and so I was forced to open the garage up.
Oh, the garage. The last time we had any business to conduct in the garage was during the Great Kitchen Makeover when we had to paint a lot of cabinet doors in it because it was so rainy the paint wouldn’t dry on the back patio. It’s been butt-cold since then, so it has remained disheveled with painting and sanding things strewn around. I cracked the door open, and there was a whoooosh of that dusty, horrible tomb air that escapes this kind of sealed environment when you’ve neglected it for a while. Once the bats and moths had cleared out and the eerie screaming died down, I knew that this was the real project for me today.
So I spent a delightful couple of hours removing things from the garage, loading certain of them into the van to be donated to charity or returned to their original owners. There was sweeping, there was shifting of things from one place to another, there was organization. The winter things and the ornaments were put in their respective boxes and the painting and sanding things were put back into their box, and it was all just so satisfyingly tidy when I was done.
But the side effect of having your one foot in a big stupid Velcro boot is that your other foot gets tired, so although I could have spent all day out there, my left foot now dictates that I stop. Maybe later, if I’m feeling ambitious, I might consider putting a garbage bag over the boot and mowing the front lawn.
I do what I want!