Month: January 2013
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Hygiene Issues
So recently we purchased some necessary items at MembershipWarehouseCo, where you can buy such things in bulk and also sample things on toothpicks while you load your cart up with lifetime supplies of toilet paper and hemorrhoid cream and the like. These items we purchased were of a feminine nature. Okay, they were pads. They…
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The Weddin’, Part V: The Reception
So I got married on Saturday, January 5th. After we promised to love each other until the end of time, it only made sense to then strap on the feedbag at a fantastic spread provided by the best friends two lesbians could ever have, the toothsome Kirsten and her inexplicable husband, The Davey. We met…
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The Weddin’, Part IV: MAWWIAGE
So we got married on January 5th, twice, and the second time it was a little fancier than the first. I’d made this powerpoint of photos of the five of us, arranged chronologically, set to music. When we met, the younger of The Lovely Rhonda’s two daughters was only a year old, her older one…
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The Weddin’ — Part III: BRIDEZILLA UNLEASHED
So we got married on Saturday January 5th. In our last thrilling installment, we had just had our collective hairs styled by gum-cracking teens at the local beauty school and were speeding on our way to the church, oblivious to the carnage that awaited us. Okay, not really. But that sounds more interesting than, “And…
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The Weddin’ — Part I
So I got married on Saturday. It was, you know, kind of okay. I guess. Actually, I got married twice. The first time was at Starbucks. Yeah. Starbucks. Because, we needed to get married in Washington. And our church is in Oregon. So, we met the minister at the Starbucks down the way and we…
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Bachelorette Party
So I got married last Saturday. The lucky recipient of my affections would be The Lovely Rhonda, in case there was any doubt. Obviously if there is going to be a wedding, there must be a party, and it follows that if it is my party, it must be timed very poorly. We were unable…
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