So last Monday I went to the urgent care attached to my primary care provider, because there were no appointments available unless I wanted to wait another day AND drive over a couple of towns. There I coughed very impressively and reported my tale of woe about how I’d been sick for two weeks and now I have this cough, and for this the codeine cough syrup was awarded to me. Also a q-tip was twirled in the back of my right nostril. Good times!
Over the past week the crappy cold has turned into a real peach of an upper respiratory infection. Such is my racking cough that when we were at the Breast Health Center on Wednesday, three different people peeked into the waiting room where I sat and asked if that was me with that awful cough, and did I need a drink of water or something? And one of them gave me a Werther’s. Also, a brittle old lady got up and moved to sit at the other end of the lobby when we were waiting to be seen. Well, The Lovely Rhonda’s boobs were the ones waiting but TLR and I went along for (moral) support.
The point is, I looked and sounded like death warmed over. And that was Wednesday. Today is Saturday.
Today I got up and hacked up what remained of one of my lungs — probably the right one — and TLR more or less forced me to go to ZoomCare, which is like a mini-clinic where you can be seen for minor stuff like owies and boo-boos. Oh, and according to the sign in the lobby, sinus infections and abscess lancing and vaginal discharge. And I sat there and tried not to cough too much, and pretty soon here came another customer — a guy on tour with his band, experiencing some kind of minor malady that he kept to himself. He wasn’t coughing, hacking, limping, bleeding from any obvious source, or vomiting that I could see, so my money’s on an abscess from shooting up or a venereal disease. But, thanks to stupid old HIPPA, I’ll never know.
(Just kidding, I’m a staunch supporter of HIPPA, this is just humor and should not be taken seriously except the part where I conjecture that he’s got VD because that’s totally amusing.)
I met with a very nice PA who listened sympathetically to my whining, examined me and said, “Yep, you’ve got a pretty decent upper respiratory thing, I’m going to put you on antibiotics because you’ve suffered enough and we don’t want you to get walking pneumonia which is making the rounds.” She is my new hero because between the fever, the coughing, the headache, and the raspy voice from all the complaining, I’m not feeling so great. Also TLR is about to pack my stuff and find me a new place to live.
So I picked up my prescriptions and took my antibiotic and all that other stuff, and I should feel better in a few days.
THANKS NICE LADY AT ZOOMCARE!