So I had a birthday last week. It was rather low-key, in that instead of having some massive shindig we spent the day shopping and running errands and then went to see “Bridesmaids” which was so funny I nearly peed my granny panties right there in the theater auditorium. This is what we elderly folk do for fun: push the incontinence envelope.
The children were all excited to have cake. We punished ourselves by getting chocolate cake, because we don’t do enough laundry around here. There was some discussion about lighting a chronologically accurate number of candles but since we hadn’t taken out the necessary permits from the fire department ahead of time, we were forced to go with a lesser number that symbolically represented the grand total.
Then came the gifts. The Lovely Rhonda had already presented me with tickets to STORM LARGE for tomorrow night, and frankly the fact that she hasn’t as yet put my belongings in the driveway is the real gift here.
But the children. Just before the cake lighting there was a certain amount of furtive craft-making at the table, and the results did not disappoint. Ladies and gentlemen, exhibit A: the card from Elder Spawn.
Note the red curly hair. That’s me on the left.
Not to be outdone, Rhonda’s oldest, Middle Spawn, made a card also.
And again with the crazy red hair. Where do they get this stuff?!
The youngest is an avid Dora the Explorer fan. She is only four years old and yet she crafted this wonderful map: